Sex … for Over 50 Women

Yes that is the word sex in the title.  If you are looking for titillation or if you know me and don’t want to picture me in the same sentence as sex, then please do NOT read on.

Abraham Maslow presented a paper in 1943 called The Theory of Human Motivation.  In this paper, he details the motivators or needs of humans through a hierarchy and at the bottom grounding this hierarchy are breathing, water, food, excretion, sleep, homeostasis and sex.

It’s not hard to acknowledge that sex dominates the Cultural thoughts of men and women in society.  Self-help sections are full of authors who believe they all have the bead on sex from physical, emotional, spiritual, and religious or rather Cultural points of view.  The industry of sex, excluding porn and sex-trade, continues to become main stream with growth in the areas of lingerie, sex toys, condoms and other products related to intercourse and sex, representing billions of dollars.  Look at the mainstream popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, a book and movie.

One could argue that procreation is the only reason for sex, for the continuation of the species.  If so, then why can the act cause such pleasure or be the basis for such pain for men and for women?

I cannot answer that question.  I can only speak from my personal experience and I think it’s important to talk about sex for women over age fifty.  I’ve always liked sex, but physically I’d always found intercourse painful and never knew why.  I can’t tell you how many times I asked my family doctor if I was somehow built differently.  Each answer no forced me to examine the spiritual and physical sides, that maybe I had trust issues.  Maybe I didn’t actually love/like my partner.  Maybe I had issues from a time I was sexually harassed [before it was a buzz phrase] at the office.  Maybe I was ancestrally from a Culture of frigid women.   I mean, I was desperate to understand why my insides did not match my outsides.

The proverbial nail in the coffin of my 20 year marriage was when our therapist suggested I might have successive micro-tears causing pain and that it was okay to take a break from sex.  This loss of intimacy was reason enough for my then-husband to move onto a new partner, one where he felt “desired and appreciated” .  His argument was flawed in many many ways, but it was in motion and stayed in motion through separation, divorce and forward it goes.

After divorce, I did take a break from sex.  For five years I was celibate.  There was the odd hilarious attempt at self-sex, but in the end wine and lots of dancing seemed to more helpful than the vibrator my best friend gave me.  I’m sorry, but I couldn’t take a red vibrating phallic appliance seriously.

During this hiatus, I was still in my parenting group.  Our kids were older and the focus wandered to subjects other than parenting and one member brought in a guest speaker.  It was that whole empty-your-cup kind of motivational guru who also happened to be dreadlocked and male.  At the end of one session, on a beautiful June day in my friend’s garden, he asked us each to go out and buy a pair of panties.  What?

We didn’t have to bring them or show them, he said, but we had to be prepared to share the experience of the panty buying with the group.  We all tittered, shifting comfortably in our seats.

We all did buy panties, but at the next meeting two women refused to discuss it at all, blushing and stuttering.  Most of discussion was about colour and style of panty, athough one gal got up and pulled a Lewinksy.  Yes, the same gal who gave me the vibrator.

Just as it came to my turn to speak, I had an epiphany.  I said, “I had fun buying them. Then I took them home and put them away in the drawer because they are too pretty to be worn.”  That summed up my sexuality then.  I like it, but I won’t wear it because it’ll get dirty [be criticized by myself or others].

That summer, I met a man younger than myself who was searching for a life mate to have a family with.  While he waited, we had a summer fling.  Without any emotional ties, I learned that there are many truths about sex and my sexuality.  Yes, it’s never as good as the first time.  Yes, the first time is not always the best time.  Yes, fatigue, trust, self esteem all impact sex.  Yes, there are many ways to have sex.  Yes, mutual respect always laid the foundation for the best sex.  The summer was over just like that and so, we decided, was the affair.  I was 45 years old.

I also lied about the lack of emotional ties, I cried like a baby when we decided not to continue.   I guess I can’t separate sex and emotion.  Another lesson.

I dated other men with not a hint of interest in sex with them.  I wasn’t ready.  One fellow I dated four times over three years.  He turned out to be the one.  I was ready.  It’s a great story for another time.  The point is that I now knew about my sexuality emotionally and spiritually, but I was no further ahead in that physical department.  I was 47 years old.

I again bothered my family doctor about my anatomy and she sighed and finally referred me to a gynecology specialist.   I’m not sure if she was sighing because she felt she’d already answered the question, after all she is a “Doctor”.  I wondered, though, if she was thinking that I am too old to be worrying about/ interested in sex.

The gynecologist‘s office was filled mostly young and/or pregnant women, which was oddly comforting.  I waited twenty minutes before being ushered in to strip and don a paper gown.  The Doctor had my feet in the stirrups about ten seconds, when he peeled and tossed his gloves in the trash.  He handed me a script and said, “In two weeks, you will feel like a new woman.”  I was 53.

It seems that since I finished menopause at 44, and quite possibly before that, I have a severe shortage of estrogen resulting in, ahem, low muscle tone.  53 Years of Life.  33 years of painful intercourse.  Ten seconds of diagnosis and treatment.

The Doctor was right, I do feel like a new women.  Myself.

The only thing left for me to do is find a natural alternative to the drug because a. drugs are never good, and b. this product is made from urine of pregnant mares and I’m struggling with the whole cruelty of forced urine collection from a living creature so that I can have pleasure.

I’m glad I took other chances to reinvent my sexuality well into my fifties.  If you want to read more here’s another article by Marlo Thomas from the Huffington Post